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Election '08, 12:04 p.m. (or: a great quote from Chicago)

From my peeps on the ground in Chicago, "McCain will get less votes than Satan here."

Election '08, 11:29 a.m. (or: ripping on Sarah Palin, part 1)

Friend: I'm watching the news at work and Sarah Palin just said, in that stupid voice, "I don't have to tell anyone what I decide to vote and that's what's so cool about America." God I hate her.

Me: She makes me ill. I think she seriously won a contest -- "Enter, and win the chance to be VP!"

Friend: She really took the expensive shopping criticism to heart. She's wearing Carhartt.

Me: That's very Alaskan of her. And Carhartt is fine -- but on election day?

Friend: She also has dangly turtle earrings on.

Me: Wow. Doesn't she kill turtles? Or animals in general, anyway?

Friend: I know. And what time is it in Alaska? Very early.

Me: Maybe a moose dressed her?

Friend: Or she's just a dumbass.

Me: That too.