Fun with innuendos (or: scenes from a cruise, part 1)
Inside a drugstore in Miami Beach...
Me: (walking up to Carly) Did you find what you wanted?
Carly: Yeah, I'm going to get these nuts.
Me: (Beavis voice) Nuts. Yeah.
Carly: (laughing) Yeah, they're big. And salty.
Me: I can't make up my mind between a banana and some beef jerky.
Carly: You should get both.
Me: If you want, you can have some of my hot beef injection.
Carly: And you're more than welcome to my nuts.
Me: I'll put them in my mouth and make them wet.
Carly: This is going to be a great trip.
ooooooooh yeah baby
Posted by: sizzle | July 29, 2007 at 10:32 PM
I missed you!
Posted by: Alissa | July 30, 2007 at 05:26 AM
Hahahaha I bet your tripmates are going to love you!
Posted by: Bre | July 30, 2007 at 08:26 AM